Here are some texts from recent past:
Me: The verizon fios guys came by to say hi.
BF: What?? They were like "We're from Verizon, just wanted to say hi" ?
Me: Ummm Yeah... Just tryin to sign people up...
BF: Who does that... that scenario only happens in bad porn movies... you better not fuck them!
Kid: Mommy! Sombody stole my bike!!!!
Me: OMG, that friggin sucks
Kid: I want a new one NOW
Kid: I'm going to throw myself in front of a car if I don't get a new one NOW
Me: I'm saving that text for the doctor
Strangely, I don't think I've let on how much I hate bridges. Have I mentioned the paralyzing panic attacks?
And F Kaiser right, because I can't get into a psychiatrist to save my life.
I hate heights. I hate water.
Here are some pictures of the beautiful, nature-oriented city I CHOSE to move to: