Fillin In

Here are some texts from recent past:

Me: The verizon fios guys came by to say hi.
BF: What?? They were like "We're from Verizon, just wanted to say hi" ?
Me: Ummm Yeah... Just tryin to sign people up...
BF: Who does that... that scenario only happens in bad porn movies... you better not fuck them!


Kid: Mommy! Sombody stole my bike!!!!
Me: OMG, that friggin sucks
Kid: I want a new one NOW
Me: No
Kid: I'm going to throw myself in front of a car if I don't get a new one NOW
Me: I'm saving that text for the doctor

Strangely, I don't think I've let on how much I hate bridges. Have I mentioned the paralyzing panic attacks?

And F Kaiser right, because I can't get into a psychiatrist to save my life.

I hate heights. I hate water.

Here are some pictures of the beautiful, nature-oriented city I CHOSE to move to:

I requested trees

It's like God's cruel joke....

In other news, the child may be bi-polar also, hence explaining the hellraiser-similarities.

However, it may be a mental hospital making the final diagnosis, seeing as how i have KAISER and they'd rather see you DIE before actually treat you.

My dad's coming in April.

It's not soon enough.

I'm still trying to get rid of chemicals.

I only have one last bottle of toxic cleaner left.

Everything else is being cleaned au naturale.

My work is trying to kill me.

I think I'm not cut out for work.

I've always known I'm not cut out for LIFE.

Oh, but I still want another kid someday.

Stay tuned in future for crochet yummyness